Warning Signs

1. Remember when people like this would have been heavily shunned and ostracized if they showed their face in public? What happened? How do these freex get to walk around without fear?

2. I had a chick show up for a job interview once upon a time, looking not unlike the rancid cow pictured above. We shook hands & I said “thanks for dropping by, but this isn’t going to work.” She asked why. I replied “if you have to ask, it can’t be explained to you. Have a nice day.” She said something about reporting me for some eeo violation or other, but she left and that was that.

   1. Fortunately this is in Britain, where the dole makes sure these people never have to be productive.

3. Police hell, what in the hell did the boyfriend think was getting ready to happen?

   1. Obviously never heard the maxim; ‘Don’t stick it in the crazy’

4. Never put your penis into crazy. This guy required being stabbed with a dagger to learn this lesson. We call that the hard way of learning.

   JQ

   1. If only there would have been some indication that she was unstable.

5. I have absolutely no desire to know where else she has these rings implanted. Thank you.

6. She seems like a nice enough young lady to me.
   Helps out at the local senior center, I believe.

7. There is Crazy and then there is CRAZY. All women are to my mine a little off balance but that one screams run away. Now.

8. I don’t understand. What’s the problem. She has pretty green eyes. /s

9. She looks like she lost an argument with an electric stapler.

   1. That or she fell face first into a tackle box.

10. Imagine her trying to get past the TSA at the airport? Or in a lightning storm?

11. She’s definitely in the No Go Zone with the tackle box accoutrements in her body.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg

12. Ah, the unmistakable allure of Crazy Sex.

    As always, the trick is pulling your d!ck out in time.

13. I thought the Brits had banned pointy knives, so how was this possible?

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