Month: October 2022

News Roundup

Bad News

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So, waltzing into the news:


…actually, Americans have felt this way since Reagan beat both Carter and Mondale like an old rug, only it’s taken this long for the GOPe to realize it. Morons.


...I prefer the red, because redhead;  but honestly...


...wait, didn’t President Braindead once say that all you need is a shotgun?


...actually, not at all about Jan 6.


...duh she’s not supporting Andrew, she’s reminding everyone that she knows who all the players are.

Also:


…I can’t believe it’s not an aneurysm.

And in other Health News:


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…you mean RUI, surely?


...which is American’s standard response to any passenger complaint.


...key word:  amazingly not Florida, but Texas.

Let me know if y’all are getting sick of Paige:


...I may have edited the headline just a trifle.


...not that it matters, as she was caught in flagrante delicto later.

And in the linkage wasteland known as INSIGNIFICA:

     

   

And finally, some real news:


…I know, y’all wanna see how she’s aged:

   

And that’s the news, bad as it is.

Return To Sender

Marxists, Two-Minute Hate

Here’s the situation:

With an estimated surface area of over 600,000 square miles, the Great Pacific Garbage Patch (GPGP) is the largest plastic accumulation zone in the world.

Located halfway between Hawaii and California, the GPGP is estimated to contain a whopping 2.41 million tonnes of plastic – and is continuing to grow.

Scientists are desperately trying to clear the build-up, and this month have been able to extract 10 tonnes (10,086kg) of plastic, bringing the total of plastic removed to 145 tonnes (145,518 kg).

So the job is about .006% done?  Okay, whatever.  Keep on going, then.

What I object to is that the junk is being offloaded onto U.S. soil, when in fact it should just be returned to its principle point of origin:  China (with an assist from the Japs).

Of course, being the assholes that they are, the ChiComs won’t destroy or recycle any of it, but just dump it all back into the ocean.

Asia wins again.

By the way, I see no reason why this cleanup effort shouldn’t be funded in its entirety by Green billionaires and their woke corporations.