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So on with that free stuff.


but Daddy, aren’t electric cars the [ahem] wave of the future?


...let me know when the “toy” might be one of these:


...alternative:  the Royal Navy machine-gunning the dinghies.  Or:


if this doesn’t make you smile, go away, you’re in the wrong place.


...shome mishtake, surely.


FFS, is there ANYONE IN THE WORLD still unaware of breast cancer?


...I think I preferred it when cardinals protected sex-abuser priests.


...is anybody surprised by this, anymore?


the word you’re looking for is “crowned” — what happens at a coronation“Coronated” was coined by Ebonicsmeister Jesse Jackson.


I think I first saw this headline in 1968.


and the story is even worse than the headline.


them girlymen gotta stick together, you see.


...right after they finish arresting people for posting mean tweets.


...a.k.a. what happens when you don’t act your age.

And in War News:


...or to put it another way: we’re gonna go down bonking.

And among the irrelevancies known as INSIGNIFICA:

 


...here we go:

That’s enough news for the day.

9 comments

  1. Coming back from a big city over the weekend I saw several McDonald’s places with signs that said, “Cactus Plant Flea Market Meals available”. I wondered what that meant and looked it up.

    Cactus Plant Flea Market is a website selling garments for adults that have a young child theme to them.

    The CPFM meals are Happy Meals for adults.
    The angle of decline grows steeper and faster with each passing day.

    Fortunately I only have to go to cities 2 or 3 times a year, max.
    The rest of the time I stay out here in the sticks, where sanity is still the rule. Out here, silliness will get you killed.

  2. As someone who failed an organic chemistry 101 course, like paragliding into a mountain failure, I can say that organic chem classes are designed to be harsh and brutal.

    The same way that a selection for special forces is supposed to quickly cut out those that dont have what it takes for that specialty, organic chemistry weeds out people who dont have the discipline to be doctors.

    1. Organic chem is designed to protect people from those who simply should not be physicians……If they cannot handle rote memorization of o-chem, they cannot handle rote memorization of medical school.

  3. These electric autos in salt(y) water (which can be salty from agricultural runoff, not just seawater) will auto-cremate…..

    It can be quite exciting…

  4. Everyone may already be aware of breast cancer.

    Its still a good excuse to ogle Mizz Hurley

  5. Key word about ye old Cardinal: “Jesuit”. Them fuckers just need to admit that they’re commies and not Catholics. I’ve never met another group that was so anti-life and anti-civilization, and that includes the current anti-Pope, Jorge Bergoglio.

  6. They should’ve been gunning those dinghies, before they got across the Mediterranean.

  7. Miss Hurley would have attracted far more attention to breast cancer awareness by appearing in a pink lacy thong, a cupless bra and heels. Save the ta-tas.

    JQ

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