1. Happy 4th to all of you!!

    Now, please invade Australia and colonise us so we can enjoy the guarantees of your Constitution!

  2. Please ignore that Aussie Biwoz and invade Canada first.

    We’re closer, we have more conservatives than Australia to help out, plenty more guns than them, so far anyway, and, unlike Aussies, we speak one of the known variants of the American language.

    Happy Fourth!

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