Month: May 2022

News Update

Bad News

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And if Chinese isn’t good enough for you, try this one:


…so no change from the ordinary for them, then.

From the Dept. Of Irony:


…and if that didn’t make you chuckle, we can’t be friends.


…well, you don’t want an amateur in that job, do you?  


…of “unknown causes”.  Uh huh.


…every time this old Commie opens his mouth, he reminds us that he’s a fucking moron.  Old age sucks.  Ask me how I know.


…I know, my index finger is twitching too.


…thus planning to drive away more and more people — I’m betting these assholes have shorted the stock.


…unless they’re White male students, of course;  then it’s open season.

Then we have the Pussification Chronicles:


…are you fucking kidding me?  That’s almost as bad as the next wussy…


…you might feel vulnerable;  I just want to punch you in the mouth, you fucking sissy.  You even have a celebrity endorsement.

Doing manly things, on the other hand:


…bourbon and razor-sharp axes:  always a good mix.

And as for INSIGNIFICA:

 


…just throwing this out there, but maybe it has something to do with the vasectomy he had two years ago?

I’ve always had a soft (okay, hard) spot for Keeley Hazell, for two very good reasons.  Here she is arriving as some function or other:

And then, some other pics, just to give you an idea:

 

And that, as they say, is all the news that’s fit to leer at.

New Digs

Good Stuff

So Tech Support II worked his magic, threatened people with death or worse, and took me somewhere else where all the tragedy of the past three or four weeks has magically disappeared.

Update:  TS tells me that I’ve been the target of a massive Denial Of Service attack, hence the server problems.  (His question to me:  “Who have you pissed off lately?”  Answer:  “Who knows?  There are so many possibilities…”)

Anyway:

Many, many thanks to all of you who offered advice, and still more to the folks who offered to help me move, and even host this ongoing stream of bile, broads, boomsticks and bombast.

Here’s a reward for all of you, with some background music.  I hope it will suffice.

And this:

And finally, this:

Coming Restrictions

Morons & Idiots

Here’s yet another ghastly story about drunken passengers, the only surprise being that the flight didn’t originate in Manchester:

A British passenger has been arrested after starting a huge brawl on a Wizz Air flight to Crete, throwing punches at other travellers and even the pilot, holidaymakers said.

The mass fight started shortly after the flight landed on the Greek island and saw women and men injured in the melee on Tuesday night.

The passenger and his friend were badly behaved throughout the flight and his anger boiled over when he was told police would escort him from the plane.

Yup.  I can see the time when passengers will be required to take a breathalyzer test prior to boarding, and those over a certain limit pushed onto a later flight.

And then everyone will whine and moan about not being able to “steady their nerves before the flight” (what bullshit), when in truth, as always, the problem has been caused by fools.

Asking For It

Good Stuff

Bound to happen:

Authorities will not file criminal charges against former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson after he was recorded on video punching a fellow first-class passenger aboard a plane at San Francisco International Airport last month.

You have to ask yourself about the industrial-strength Stupid in a guy who decides to pick a fight with Mike Tyson.  In close quarters.  With nowhere to run to.  Without at least one gun handy.

Has to be a Biden voter.

Nazzo Fast, Guido

Freaks & Loonies, Media Assholes, Psychos

There’s this (no link because paywall):

Ummm, at the risk of offending some people — and I have no truck with pro-abortion loonies harassing judges and bombing pro-life organizations, believe me — it seems that I do need to remind everyone that the anti-abortion groups have had their own nutcases in the past:  murdering abortion doctors, blockading and bombing abortion clinics and so on.

This is not a tu quoque  argument, by the way.  If someone tries to terrorize a judge for his opinion or ruling, or bombs a building, that by definition is terrorism.

Both sides stand accused.

And the “activist” media are assholes (and not just in this instance, either).