News Roundup

So far, 2022 is shaping up pretty much as expected.

…so now telling the truth is a jailable offense?  And then we have this:

…and everyone wonders where that came from…

…can you say, “fix!”, children?  I knew you could.

…seeing as it can resurrect aging, broken-down male body parts, this should come as no surprise.

…not counting the gun transactions sans background checks, of which I know personally quite a few hem hem.

…this isn’t shocking;  what would be shocking is the number of people who think that violence against the government is never justified.

…not mentioned:  how long she has to sleep afterwards to recover her strength.

…key word:  Australia.

And now a new feature:  Dept. of Covidiocy (with no links because reasons).

 

…and one with a link:

…LOL.  Rules, meet money.  Oh, wait…

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

   
…oh, where would we be without !SCIENCE! ?

And speaking of “shaping up”, here (courtesy of Reader AndrewR), is Stephanie Ferraro from Strylia:

Good grief, but that’s a lotta woman right there.  Yummy.