Reader Mike S. sends me this article:
Even Texas Has Communists
May Day is commie day. A bunch of them gathered in a downtown park in the rain in Austin, Texas.
Not a lot of them, but more than there should be. They got very wet. Some of them tried to take over a public street and got arrested.
…with the question: “I thought ya’ll had an open season on varmints?”
Simple answer: Austin isn’t part of Texas. Once you understand that, everything falls into place. There’s a reason that it’s called “Moscow-On-The-Colorado-River” or more simply, “Moscow” by actual Texans.