So we can see the wood from the trees, here’s a little sick humor:
(Frankly, anyone who has to burn a scented candle while at work deserves everything that comes to them.) Next:
Okay, that just barely makes it Floriduh. Now, if it had been a funeral procession…
And I’m sorry, Kenny, but this is just too damn funny not to steal:
Try to get through the week without shooting anyone…
That last line….you always have to make it tough on us, don’t you. 😛
Anyone burning a scented candle right by their laptop probably had someone shit on it when it was in their car. 🙂