Do not, under any circumstances, watch the movie Marauders on Netflix. Barely three weeks into 2021, we already have a hot favorite for Totally Shit Movie Of The Year.
An unbelievable premise, a terrible plot with more holes than ten golf resorts combined, a mailed-in performance by Bruce Willis, and because the main storyline is so weak, half a dozen sub-plots of absolutely no relevance are added to pad the thing out — all made even worse by editing that wouldn’t have passed a high school film class exam, and lighting that looks as though the movie was shot during a California brownout. And when the thing finally ends, there are more loose ends than on the back side of a pre-schooler’s sewing assignment.
Some movies are so bad they are fun to watch. This is not one of those. Absolutely every single person involved with the making of this movie needs to be flogged, right down to the guy who washed the dishes in the studio cafeteria during filming.
Kim’s Rating: not only zero stars, but a black hole.