As always, long on snark, short on words.
…so if you hear a strange sound in the night, reach for that face mask, folks. Although I can’t help thinking that a mask of Nancy Pelosi‘s face might work better than an AR to frighten off burglars. And speaking of which:
…and the girls’ parents in all this were… where, exactly? Not walking on the beach with their daughters, that’s for sure. As much as I want the three men castrated, I also want the parents to be flogged in the public square for letting their daughters go out, un-chaperoned, on a night renowned for drunken licentiousness.
…not that I’ll ever watch either of these things, but in the reign of Emperor Kim, TV shows “based on (some) reality” will be forced to carry a “Mostly Bullshit” disclaimer.
And a funny: