My old Dad always used to say, “If you want a job done quickly and efficiently, ask a lazy man to do the job.” I bet this guy’s real lazy.
Kentucky man drinking a beer, smoking a cigar and wearing a bath robe uses a flamethrower to clear snow from his driveway
The pictures are priceless.
I had been wondering where cousin Eddie had gone for Christmas this year. Now I know.
The funniest part is that the writer of the article didn’t realize that he is mimicking Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation.
A ton of sites wrote about that and most of them missed that detail.
That was a “story within a story” that Heinlein did, as I recall it — “The Man Who Was Too Lazy to Fail.”
“Merry Christmas! Driveway was full!”
‘murica. Eff yeah.
If it’s enough snow to shovel, it’s too much to melt. Plenty of points for style though.
While it may work it’s terribly inefficient. Physics here: https://what-if.xkcd.com/130/
(Yes, I know “cousin Eddy” did it for the laughs, at which he succeeded admirably.)