Forget for a moment that we’re mostly all Old Married Pharttes, and imagine that you’re going to be in lockdown with a hottie — to be more specific, a hottie chef, because regardless of how hot she is, at some point you’re gonna have to eat, and you don’t want to be stuck in that situation with Jennifer Aniston, who can’t boil a lettuce.
So here are the contenders, in no specific order:
Giada De Laurentiis
Okay, Cat Cora is probably disqualified because sadly, she’s a lesbianist. In her place, therefore:
(That’s for my Canucki Readers…)
As an aside, three of the above are named Rachel. Coincidence? I think not.
And for my long-suffering Lady Readers, who are always being left out of these things:
Curtis Stone(I know, Australian therefore should be disqualified. Shuddup or I’ll add Guy Fieri.)
And in the interests of good taste and such, I haven’t bothered with Gordon Ramsay, because I would refuse to pay your hearing-aid bills after you’ve been in a three-week lockdown with him.
Feel free to add your favorite chefs in Comments.