The best thing about November is that it’s no longer October — the latter being the OMG It’s Halloween! season. Let it be known that I hate Halloween: stupid horror movies all over TV, fucking pumpkin-flavored everything (coffee? FFS), “scary” decorations on everything, including rotting pumpkins… it’s enough to make one go
The only decent part of Halloween is that totties get dressed up in costumes (“fancy dress” to non-Murkins). Even that, though, can be a mixed blessing, as the pics below reveal:
Pro tip: dressing up like a hooker is not cute when you actually are one. Then there’s the mother/daughter idea:
Oh wait… that last one is neither a totty nor a Halloween costume: it’s F1 driver Lewis Hamilton, in all his self-conscious totally-gay wokeness.