First these fuckers wanted to take away our guns.
“As that chrome grille closed on me like a man-eating Norelco shaver, time slowed. It seemed I was watching myself from afar, being nimble for a man my age, darting from the path of a towering, limousine-black pickup with temporary plates, whose driver barely checked his pace.”
LOL. And some people take this shit seriously.
And then the best part:
Now we have a grown man who saw a scary truck and thus wants to impose European neutering standards in order for him to feel protected.
Yeah, let’s have the Euroweenies tell us how to build pickup trucks:
You know, I’ve only ever owned one full-size pickup, a 2002 Ford F-150:
…and the only reason I sold it was because when I did the weekly fill-up of the F-150 and the Suburban, I could move the share price of Texaco a full point.
Now I don’t need a pickup truck anymore, but when I read bullshit like the above, I get a “Beto” reaction (when some asshole tells me I can’t have something, I want to go straight out and get one.) I bet that truck sales are going to increase, just like the sales of AR-15s exploded after O’Rourke’s pronouncement.
After all, nobody needs one of these assault trucks, do they?
Liberals never learn. Fucking morons.