I see that the cops charged with riot control both Over Here and Over There are being encouraged to “take a knee” (i.e. kneel down before the rioters, to express sympathy for The Cause).
Well, of course that’s all a load of old bullshit. Reader Quentin (who is a Brit) has this suggestion:
…whilst The Englishman takes a more old-fashioned view:
…but I, of course, prefer a still-more old-fashioned knee-taking (for the Brits, that is):
As for us Murkins, we generally prefer to do things with mechanised equipment:
…but for those who do want some human interface, we could always borrow this idea from our Brit cousins:
(I like the thoughtful touch of adding a trough-shaped flash deflector, so as not to set fire to the driver’s hair when shooting at Nazis, fuzzy-wuzzies, Commies, college faculty members [some overlap] and other assorted filth.)
Additional suggestions in Comments.