1. Cecilia is going to be voted most beautiful woman at the reunion of the class of 1988, she always was competitive.

  2. If I had bigger tits, I wouldn’t have to go to such effort to make men notice me.

  3. Bad Ideas:
    1. Hire a pole dancer as entertainment for the annual company party.
    2. Invite her to join the company’s group pic after she’s done dancing.

  4. Gentlemen wear their “Hi, I’m ______ ” introduction sticker up near their face.
    Ladies and other women wear their stickers down on their bazooms.
    Interesting, eh?

  5. At this gathering of the Black© Jacket Brigade, the photographer says:
    “OK, people! At the count of ‘one’, everybody hold your own hands! Oops… I meant ‘three’…”

  6. Enjoying — some might say ‘exploiting’… — the 4-to-2 odds at the church pot-latch, Mitzi is thoughtfully prepared for another quick dash to the janitorial closet.

  7. New silk scarf $85
    New black suit $450
    Deciding not spend any money on the blouse: Priceless

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