1. Is it bad that I’m thinking impure thoughts about the woman in the blue slingshot? Ooof, that’s a whole lotta woman. I wouldn’t survive but I’d die with a smile on my face.

    1. Mark, only girlymen worry about survival in situations like that. Real men treat it like fighting a fire on a mid-ocean oil rig (which is quite close an analogy, come to think of it). Yeah, death might be the final outcome, but how much fun happens along the way!

      1. Well, if she didn’t kill me, my wife would.

        Back when I was single I’d have been a moth to her flame though….

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