Some old harpy is crowing over the fact that at 59, she hasn’t yet been afflicted with the Dreaded Menopause:
I’m 59 and haven’t hit menopause – and it’s all down to great sex!
Great Caesar’s Scabby Phallus… do we have to have yet another unbearable Baby Boomer’s revelations about the Joys Of Sex? Can’t we all just agree that sex is great, and stop talking about it all the time?
I need my breakfast gin, ran out over the weekend, and the bloody booze shops don’t open for two hours yet. Everybody take shelter.