“I only dump my load into anti-vaxxers, because 8 years of child support is better than 18.”
Now that’s someone who understands how to put the odds in your favor.
And speaking of toxic loads…
Taking these two items in tandem, I haven’t laughed so much since the neighbor lady got her tits caught in the spindryer.
Note: a fitting way to mark my 2,000th post since starting Splendid Isolation.