“I only dump my load into anti-vaxxers, because 8 years of child support is better than 18.”
Now that’s someone who understands how to put the odds in your favor.
And speaking of toxic loads…
Taking these two items in tandem, I haven’t laughed so much since the neighbor lady got her tits caught in the spindryer.
Note: a fitting way to mark my 2,000th post since starting Splendid Isolation.
“The 46-year-old, from Baltimore, Maryland, began sweating profusely and became dizzy within an hour of intercourse.”
Because she finally busted a nut for the very first time in her life.
Her husband complained that he had to do her 6 more times over the next 2 hours, causing permanent abrasions to his member.
There are worse ways to get permanent rug burns on one’s appendage.
Who/what is SOTI?
Someone/Somewhere On The Internet?
Yup. Sorry for the acronymitis…
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