1. While driving a 60’s era 3 on the tree transmission truck with no cup holders in 5pm urban traffic, trying to suck down a Wendy’s triple and a big, thick milk shake, and then your phone rings.

  2. I enjoy pretending I’m pretend-driving in Australia.
    While I am real-driving in California.

    Oddly, as they honkily veer into the ditch, few Californians seem to share my ‘quirky’ sense of ‘left’ lane is correct driving style.
    Irregardless, it’s their loss!

  3. Late entry:
    Listening to a compilation tape of Hillary Clinton’s campaign speeches…while masturbating

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