Today is April 15th, which the Feddle Gummint refers to as “Tax Deadline Day”, but which Real Murkins refer to as “Buy-A-Gun Day” (hence the title of this post).
I haven’t made up my mind yet, but it’ll be something small and concealable, with no paper trail. (And therefore will not appear on these pages, sorry.) I invite my Readers Of Similar Persuasion to do the same.
Feel free, however, to be like the guy who embraced the concept fully*:
But if you feel that you have enough guns (okay, you can all stop laughing now), feel free to lay in some canned goods instead:
(That’s not Ye Olde Ammoe Locquer, by the way, but it’s not far off.)
*My only quibble: way too much plastic in there.