Schools For Whores

As I’ve stated elsewhere on these pages, I’m not against prostitution per se, as long as there’s no nasty stuff (enslavement, rape, trafficking etc.) involved.  It’s as viable an employment option as any other — and I say this mostly because quite frankly, I’ve just given up even worrying about the morality thereof.

So I’m pleased to see that universities and colleges are becoming trade schools for prostitutes.  I mean, seeing as academia now seems to be concerning itself more with certification than with education, why not allow students to get acquainted with what is after all the world’s oldest profession?

According to some study or other, the following are the fastest-growing “sugar baby*” schools in the United States:

  1. Georgia State University
  2. University of Central Florida
  3. University of Alabama
  4. Florida State University
  5. University of Florida
  6. Rutgers University
  7. California State University, Fullerton
  8. University of Nevada, Las Vegas
  9. University of North Texas (!!!)
  10. University of Missouri
  11. West Virginia University
  12. University of Cincinnati
  13. University of Southern California
  14. San Francisco State University
  15. University of California, Los Angeles
  16. Columbia University
  17. New York University
  18. University of North Carolina
  19. University of Texas, San Antonio
  20. Colorado State University

As a graduate of UNT, I am unable to understand how this school could be ranked where it is.  When I was on campus, there were some  beautiful girls there, to be sure, but most looked and smelled like badgers.  (By way of explanation, that’s because UNT is notable for having a large number of eco-loons, Greenies and socialists [some redundancy]  in its student body.)

And I can only explain the appearance of Rutgers, Columbia and NYU on the list because it’s so damn expensive to live in upstate New Jersey and New York that the girls have to ummmm supplement their income to make ends meet.  (What their male  students have to do, I don’t wanna know.)  Feel free to add your explanation in Comments, should your alma mater  appear on the above list.

I am not surprised, by the way, that the “elite” schools don’t appear anywhere;  I would imagine that women attending Harvard and Princeton, to name but two, are amply supported by Daddy’s money, and therefore have no need to rent out their bodies to pay the tuition fees.  The same is probably true even on a local scale, which would account for the non-listing of schools like Texas’s SMU and UT-Austin, where I’ve seen coeds wearing fur coats to classes in winter, said fur coats probably having come from their actual fathers rather than from sugar daddies — although nowadays, who could tell?

Sodom, meet Gomorrah.


*Young women who fuck older, wealthy men in return for being “looked after”.  Hence the title of this piece.


  1. Your ultimate possession is your body and if you can’t use it as you see fit 100% of the time, while harming no others, then you are being slaved in violation of your natural rights.

    I’ve never partook of a harlot even though I had ample access at several points in time, Amsterdam, Frankfort, Quadalajara, Ensenada, and a few others, I believe it is up to the individuals involved entirely.

  2. Not too surprised. It’s how young beautiful womenfolk of modest means have gotten ahead (ahem) for centuries. They are less demure about it online now.

  3. More power to them.

    If you can afford it and are not put off my the mercantile nature of the transaction have a good time.

    Not sure I wouldn’t if I could.

  4. As a Daddy I am greatly offended by the phrase “sugar daddy’. The idea that a daughter needs to provide sexual services to her Father in return for financial support is abhorrent.
    Then again, “sugar daddy” might indicate a decay in clarity of language. How about “sleazy patron” instead?

  5. I’m rather surprised to see the University of Cincinnati on here. Not exactly a hotbed of coed pulchritude but considering it is a very good engineering school I could understand the coed looking for a “sugar daddy” as the more age-appropriate males may leave something to be desired.

    As the old saying goes, “What do engineers use for birth control?”

    “Their personality.”

  6. Feh, I don’t see the two in the last pic as being particularly attractive, but I’ve been married for 28 yrs+ to the same and only wife-unit with no plans to change, and I started late, just so ya know. Were I to lose mine, there is no one that could measure up. I’m done. 10 grandkids, and OUT.

  7. Comin up on my 35th anniversary this weekend. I thank my Maker I was raised by better people in better times, and blessed with a good woman. I’m dead set against prostitution because of the criminal and drug culture that inevitably arises with it, and it’s devastating affect on families. Looking at that old geezer and the skanks on his arms… I can see why the divorce rate is what it is. That ol’ karmic wheel goes round though. Those guys get theirs in divorce court, and the women get theirs when they hit the wall and face the rest of their lives with cats and loneliness.

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