So one rancid Commie (Jewish) bitch femsplains how another rancid Commie (Muslim) bitch just hasn’t had a chance to “find out about American values” — despite the latter bitch having been in the country for TWENTY FUCKING YEARS. (Your Humble Narrator — also an immigrant — had been in the country for about twenty minutes before he got the picture. The only thing that puzzled him, and still does, is how any rancid Commies get elected to public office at all, but we can talk about that some other time.)
For the record, I will have been in the United States for thirty-two years come Memorial Day weekend. Other than the accent (which I have been unable to master), I’m about as American as any, and more so than a large number (e.g. the entire Democrat Congressional membership).
Folks, this isn’t difficult. When you move to another country, your duty is to adopt the ethos of the country in which you live. You don’t try to make your new country conform to your precepts. Once again, had I done that, I’d have been preaching apartheid as a valid political system for the U.S. (don’t go there).
The only parts of “American values” which I have been quite unable to understand, let alone conform to, are things like Velveeta, “lite” beer, “fast” foods and why it’s against the law to hang Socialists from lamp posts. That the disgusting Ilhan Omar can get elected despite all her manifest failings is part and parcel of the American tradition of political toleration, I suppose; but my calling her a rancid Commie bitch is likewise part and parcel of the American tradition of free speech. So there.