1. Years later Tim would point at that picture and say “That was the moment I decided on a career in the porn industry.”

    (MY first thought: “My God, the one on the left has boobs bigger than the kid’s head!”)

  2. And just like that, little Johnny realized that he wasn’t confused about his sexuality any longer.

  3. Danny knew that the future held for him a long, unpleasant conversation with his dad about his dad’s credit card, and he did not give a shit.

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