About Last Night

I think this tweet thread from last year says it all, really:

My standard response when a younger child does the “Trick or Treat?” thing to me is to say:

“I don’t know;  which one do you want me to do to you?”

If I say it loudly enough, it’s generally enough to have a Helicopter Parent come steaming up to the door and snatch Their Precious Child away from me.  Then I throw gumballs at their retreating figures.

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  1. I’mna liking Alton Brown’s (of Good Eats fame) homemade chocolate-drizzled popcorn balls with a crunchy center*.

    *That’d be a brussels sprout. Evil incarnate, love it.

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