Ranked in order of foulness:
- peeing on the flag
- waving it at your new ex-wife as you walk out the courtroom
- as a prop in your “How To Make Sausage” class
- slapping a midget across the face
- impregnating Amy Schumer.
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Door key.
“Rare” flag for steak night.
Dental floss.
– door stop
– a prop stick for starting a model airplane engine
– a colonoscopy probe
– battering ram
Amy Schumer used to be fairly cute back in the day. An ignorant liberal to be sure but still cute.
Amy Schumer as never cute. Except maybe to a hard up porcupine.
Wish they would kick the whiney bitch off the air.