1. How do you make your wife go crazy during sex?

    Call her while you’re doing your secretary.

  2. Ever heard of Rodeo Sex?

    Grab her hair while drilling from behind & tell her: this is how your sister likes it.

    Winner if you can hold on over 30 seconds.

  3. My old girlfriend told me I’d never meet another woman like her. I thanked her for the well-wishers.

    And for the ladies:

    On the wedding night a woman says “Honey, what’s a penis?”. When he shows her she says “Oh, same as a cock, only smaller”

  4. Timing! I just rediscivered Alan King’s classic “Survived by his wife” routine, on youtube.

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