News Roundup


(Kim writing his blog before personal computers were invented.)

Let’s start by looking to what the terrorists and terrorsymps are doing:


...wait:  protesters came all the way from Long Island?


...terrorists tell lies.  In other news, Lindbergh crosses the Atlantic.


...why?  Those journos are their most fervent supporters.

From the Dept. of Stupid Fucking Laws:


...and even that percentage is too high, there being no such actual crime as “hate speech”.

News from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...that excuse is positively Clintonesque.


...child molestation being very much part of his “home culture”, no doubt.

Some Political News:


...only difference is that unlike Mandela, Trump’s presidency won’t involve creating utter chaos in the country.

From the Lawn Order Department:


...just one of the perils of electing a Democrat as governor.  As opposed to the great state of Georgia, which didn’t:


...only way this could be better is if shooting squatters as dangerous criminals would not involve prosecution.  Oh well, baby steps.


...but no mention of any daily whippings or weekly ball-kickings?  Must be an oversight.

And some Entertainment News:


...one might say the same thing about Piers Morgan, of course.


...well, don’t we all?

In Economics News:


...which absolutely nobody saw coming, except everyone who isn’t in government or academia.

And in more (link-free) 

   

Finally, in a drive down :


...yes, she does:

Not just leggy, but also quite booby:

And that’s how we keep abreast of the news.

3 Worst Headlines Of The Past Week

I mean, FFS:  did they really mean it when they released Not Fade Away, all those years ago?

Do I even have to explain why this one sucks, on so many levels?

I find myself curiously conflicted by this one.  On the one hand:  ISIS are a bunch of fuckwits;  but on the other hand, so are Commies.

And one (only one) headline that absolutely didn’t suck:

Color me astonished.

Okay, Maybe I Am

Ol’ C.W. gives an opinion of Your Humble Narrator:

…or maybe I’m just being overly-sensitive, and he’s talking about that NoRK asshole, and Once And Future POTUS Trump.  (#YesHeIs)

Now I’m not saying I myself wouldn’t do exactly what’s being represented there… okay, I would.

Does that make me as crazy as The Donald?

Quote Of The Day

From Hugh Grant:

I say to one of my sons, “It’s disgusting to watch you eat those Cocoa Puffs. I mean, for God’s sake. You’ve just had three bowls, have you any idea what you’re doing to yourself?”

And then he says, “Do you want some?”

I go, “Yeah, absolutely.”

Priceless.

Reversed Immigration

Well now, lookee here:

Axios commissioned a Harris poll and discovered something unsurprising, even if the establishment was shocked. 

Americans support mass deportations of illegal aliens.

In case you couldn’t be bothered to follow the link, here’s the chart:

No surprises there, I suspect.

Also, when drilling further into the numbers it was discovered that all but one group showed a decrease in support, when it was explained that “deportation” might include this option:

I’ll leave it up to you to pick which group remained steadfast in their support.