News Roundup

Okay, let’s start off with


...these panicky items always assume that the U.S. isn’t preparing exactly the same thing to use against anyone who tries.  I just hope we are...


...but but but EEEEVIL GUNS!!!! 

And there are always the non-sequiturs:


...can they be any more stupid?  And speaking of morons:


...I’m sure he has all the data to support this claim… he doesn’t?  Oh well, then, just Jeffries being Jeffries, i.e being a total moron.


...they should be caught and made to drink it.


...maybe they should all just convert to Islam.  What the hell:  these kids seem to be refusing to do anything… like work, for instance. 

From The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...one simple question for Hizzoner:  is rape against the law in these assholes’ home countries?  It is?  Then throw their asses in jail.

From the Department of Health:


…and just to show it can happen anywhere:


In Economic Emigration News:


...gosh, and all the BritGov did was increase their taxes and tank the economy.


...I wonder why that is.  Could it be because it’s all a load of bullshit and we can’t afford it?


...keyword:  AustraliaFor the mathematically-challenged, that’s an average of about 8 per night, every night of the year.  Uh huh, sure.

And from the Department of Education:


...flogging for teacher?  I’m open to suggestions.


...doesn’t tell us much;  all fast food chains are better than McDonald’s.

And one more time from

...given that it’s the Diet Woke corporation, he may want to hire a taster first.


...did I already say how much I love EytiePM Giorgia Meloni?

And in our journey along :


...for some reason, the picture of Miss Nancy getting  going off gives me a tingling.  Why?

And that’s the news, all rounded out  up.