..and my apologies for posting this so close to breakfast time:
…and the absolute worst:
Ol’ Bill must have been drunk out of his mind to pick this one.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Caption Competition #32
Your suggestions in Comments…
5 Worst Things You Can Say In A Business Email
In ascending order of “you’re gonna get fired”:
- “Screw what H.R. says.”
- “When I was in San Quentin…”
- “My project will come in well over budget and a year late.” (unless you’re a liberal politician, in which case you’ll be just fine; you might even get a promotion)
- “I’m sorry about the affair with your wife, but…” (bonus points if you’re a woman)
- “On our next business trip together, bring some edible panties… again.”
Your contributions in Comments. Bonus points if your contribution ever got you actually fired.
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(By the way, the OCD and Germans [some overlap] will be freaking out that none of the travelers are standing in the official footprints…)
Caption Competition #31
Your suggestions in Comments. (By the way, I love R. Crumb’s cartoons.)
5 Worst Times To Start Your Own Business
Ranked in ascending order of horrible:
- When you live in Venezuela or Zimbabwe
- When your business partner is part of the Mafia or the Russian mob
- When your business is a Christian bookstore and you live in Saudi Arabia
- When your business model was designed by a Harvard MBA
- When you live in California.
Your suggestions in Comments.