Whithered

I don’t remember which writer — I think it was P.J. O’Rourke — who once described the acronym MEGO (My Eyes Glaze Over) when applied to an article such as “Whither Gambia?”, i.e. implying that such a topic would be of little interest to anyone, and would bore one to tears in the reading.

Well, that may have been true with the old Gambia;  but nowadays an article on The Gambia [sic]  is likely to be anything but boring:

FORGET innocent piña coladas by the pool and cheeky glances at topless barmen – now sun-seeking, sex-loving Brit grans are boarding planes in search of far more risky adventures.

Wealthy older women are jetting off this summer for one reason only: to romp with men decades younger – and substantially poorer – than themselves. And this week the beaches are set to be more rampant than ever.

Promiscuous pensioners are heading in their droves to The Gambia, the west African country where exotic food is far from the spiciest thing on the menu.

Despite a plea made by The Gambia Tourist Board asking elderly Brits to go elsewhere to look for young lovers, the problem has only got worse.

I should warn Readers that some of the pics in the article are… overflowing.

“Grab-A-Granny” tourism… ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “What a wonderfuuuul world” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ [/Satchmo]

News Roundup

Now it’s time for Teh Doom, so


...except the “speeding up” is measured in milliseconds, and also slowing down occasionally by the same rate because that’s how the world turns.


...note weasel word “could”, which is interchangeable with “might not”.

In Foreign News:


...heterosexual porn is unaffected, however, so there’s that.


And speaking of Loathsome Terrorist Assholes:


Some Worthless Political Opinions:


...given the source, it’s probably neither colossal nor a mistake.



...Steroidal Deportation Machine activated, and it’s about damn time.

In Crime News:


...guess it was just stolen off AG Bondi’s desk, then, because that’s where she said it was.

#FuckingLiars #CoverUp

And now it’s time for 

And on the byway known as :


…never mind MILF, she’s almost GILF:

Not that a GILF is a Bad Thing, of course.

Dealing With The Heatwave

Apparently Britishland and their cross-Channel cousins are whining as they suffer the lash of a heatwave — what we in Texas would call a temperate summer — and here’s one Brit who’s not unhappy about it:

Mel, a hairdresser and mature psychology student, lives in her two-bedroom rented apartment in her block of flats in Warrington, Cheshire.  “I chose this flat because the balcony gets sun in winter and summer,” she says. “I’m not bothered by people getting the odd eyeful.  I’d rather strip down than cover up to enjoy this current burst of warm weather.” 

Attagirl.  And she’s not too awful to look at, either:

We need more women with her attitude, say I.