Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Love And Sex In The Time Of Self-Isolation

Disaster, Funny Stuff, Men & Women

There have been all sorts of crappy articles written about how people are coping (or not) with their enforced separation from society — e.g. “OMG am I ever going to get laid again?” — all of which have apparently been written by Twinks, Snowflakes and similarly socially-inept twerps.

But Oglaf has the best (and funniest) take, I think.  (As with all his stuff, it’s NSFW — oh, what the hell am I thinking?  You’re ALL working from home, aren’t you?  Go ahead and click on the link.)

Quote Of The Day

QOTD

From an email:

Dear Friends,
Today marks 4 weeks of isolation.  I’ve been walking 2.5 miles a day around my neighborhood, increased my water consumption, no meat, no sugar, no dairy, no caffeine and no flour.  The change has been fantastic!  I feel great!  Zero alcohol!  Lost 17 pounds of fat and now see muscle definition.

People like this are usually murdered.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

As we enter yet another week of self-isolation:

…perhaps we should return to an ancient and time-honored cure for boredom:

Just remember that not everyone is in favor of the activity:

But ignoring all that, let us proceed with Teh Funny:

At 25c a pop (so to speak), most men would be a millionaire by age 19.  And for those of us who are into flow [sic]  charts:

Ditto:

 

 

Finally, to continue with the theme (and perhaps add a little motivation):

Oh, I almost forgot:

So, for my (distressingly-few) Lady Readers:

And to end as we started, with a little classical take:

…and a public health service announcement:

So be careful out there: