Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Perils Of Illiteracy

Grammar Nazism

Here’s a thought which starts off well, and ends in unintentional hilarity.

“Meanwhile, moving to an unknown place is far from out of character. This time four years ago, I packed up my car in Ohio and drove out west with no plans for two months. In 2018 I hitchhiked around south Peru. Later that summer I landed in Bali with no agenda and a month to spare. While island hopping in Gili, I was caught near the center of an earthquake when I was far from sober prompting me to evacuate.”

You see, “to evacuate” means to empty out, or to be emptied out.  Towns and buildings may be evacuated (by emptying them of people, for instance), but people aren’t evacuated, unless some form of laxative, diuretic or similar are in the picture.

So when the idiot quoted says “I was caught near the center of an earthquake when I was far from sober prompting me to evacuate”, what comes across is actually “I was caught near the center of an earthquake when I was far from sober prompting me to shit myself”  — funny, but I don’t think that’s quite what he was trying to say.

And in The Federalist, too… [sigh]

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Yup.  So let’s get the giggles going, because how else to cope (other than with gunfire, that is), when the week looks like going down the toilet already?

Here’s an interesting take on signs or doorknobs for the bathrooms:

Leave Australia, and never come back.

So finish that bath and get on with it:

News Roundup

Bad News

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…leading to the question:  why the fuck did they get stimulus checks to start off with?  (This is the same government that the Left wants to run healthcare and pretty much everything else.)


…to which my response is:  fuck off, Dumbledore.


…which is what happens when you give low-level flunkies power over other people by over-broad restrictions.


…and whoever is making these claims should be flogged in the public square.  Especially if they’re non-Europeans wearing jeans and using cell phones.


…which is okay.  We Murkins have other places we can visit, until the Euros come to their senses and decide they can’t do without out Yankee tourist dollars.  And we may or may not come back, because if we want to see anarchist punks rioting in cities, we can do that right here by visiting Seattle, Austin or New York.

And now three related headlines:




…and to paraphrase some other smart guy:  Don’t trust Pakistan.  Pakistan is asshole.


…yeah, I know it’s satire.  Fake, but accurate.


…somebody needs to remind me why we don’t impose mandatory execution of people convicted of this.  Maybe that would shut these fucking perverts up.


…to the surprise of precisely… nobody.

And now, one example of how to do things properly:

…and another way which will lead to failure:


…which would be like going to a restaurant, but not being allowed to eat or drink anything.  Morons.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

With all this talk of slavery going around, it means it’s time to remind all you peasants that it’s time to get back to work for The Man:

…just so you can pay taxes to the Gummint (I’m going to quit now, before people start committing suicide).  Anyway, considering my issues with Microfuckingsoft last week:

Enough of that shit.  Let’s explore more heartwarming things:


…and double the child support.

Wait, I need the Stars ‘n Bars to make this post complete.

Have fun taunting the Lefties, y’all.