Stuff that makes me laugh
This selection of funny stuff is made of things that made me laugh uncontrollably when I first saw them. Some may have already been posted at some time or another, but I’ve included them anyway.
I realize that this may reveal a great deal about me, but what the hell.
For my long-suffering Brit Readers, who often have to deal with my barbs and jibes:
For my Murkin and Non-Colonial Readers, here’s a brief explanation if this heroic man is unknown to you. We have no such role model, try as the DemSocs may to create one:
Our guy [sic] definitely had the more striking outfit, although it’s probably not the best choice to adopt if one is trying to sneak into a government building.
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…which is what you’ll do when you see the news. To whit:
...sheesh, when even Brit journalists can see it...
...classified by medical science as “Ultra-Mega-Deluxe-Horny Syndrome”, a medical condition unique in that it carries the death penalty. Or should.
...myself, I’d advocate lashings with sjamboks, but who am I to argue with the Greatest Living Englishman?
...I don’t think that’s possible, Glenn.
And from the Dept. of !!Scientific Studies!! comes:
...never knew I was a gamer, but there ya go. That said, the study was probably conducted in the library at Broadmoor.
...are you fucking joking?
...key words: “in Turkey”.
And some good news, for a change:
...shouldn’t have served a day, let alone six months.
On Paige 3:
...oh no, that just ain’t so!!
And in the “Oh, To Be In England“ Dept.:
...all other serious crimes having been solved, that is.
And:
...how would anyone even know?
...leading one to ask: is there any car-based activity in Britishland today that doesn’t carry a penalty?
Then:
...actually, that’s quite a common affliction for people living south of the River Tweed.
And from The Place With No Links, a.k.a. INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, some real news:
...I would imagine that being locked up in a house with La Charlotte would strengthen quite a few things, e.g. the will to live.
And speaking of being at home: shouldn’t you be on your way to work?
From Jeff Goldstein at Protein Wisdom (welcome back, btw):
“What started with a mentally ill nudist with a hammer has been revealed as yet another attempt by the left to censor, shame, and criminalize speech — especially speech that is critical of their elite class.”
Yeah, as MAGA Republicans such as I are well-known for our support of loony street people with homicidal tendencies, this argument by the Socialists makes perfect sense.
Although you’d have to redefine “support” as “should be used for target practice” to get a true measure of my stance, and I suspect I’m not the only one.
Last week we saw how a woman was sent home from work because her tits were hanging out of her dress.
So she covered up completely, only to run afoul of HR once more:
The worker was wearing a midi length, high neck, black bodycon dress when she was approached by HR for the second time in a week about her ‘distracting’ and ‘revealing’ clothes.
Yeah, the dress is tight-fitting, but it’s actually very modest. I remember seeing women dressed like this not just as daily office wear, but for formal meetings.
There comes a time in everyone’s life when you simply have to tell HR to fuck off, and I think that time has come for our young lady.
