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...finally, some LEOs with balls enough to rage against the machine.


...I’d bet serious $$$ that their (much-reduced) wealth was inherited.


...perhaps because he was a genius, stabbed his wife and thought women were intellectually inferior?  Or maybe just because he was famous, and fame is like catnip to women, as are bad boys.

Remember this asshole?

Well, lookee here:


...quelle surprise.


...”Groomer Guides” rolls off the tongue so much better anyway.


...good.  The mom shouldn’t be punished for protecting her child, and the little thug should carry a scar, just as a lifetime reminder not to be an asshole.  And then you have stuff like this:


...where the little thug needs a sound daily whipping for the duration of his prison term.


...forgive me, but I no longer give a flying fuck how much the NY government tortures its citizens.  You vote for ’em, you deal with the whippings.  Ditto California.


...and left me laughing my ass off.

On the topic of people being offended over nothing:


...cue the wails from outraged feministicals in 3…2…1…


...sadly, not in a body bag.


...with marksmanship like that, you’d almost think the NYPD was involved.

 
...and now you know yet another reason (aside from anal sex play) why pineapples can be dangerous.

And in a lengthy but still link-free INSIGNIFICA:

   


...easy to say (and do) when you look more like this than you do like Hillary Clinton:

Immediately post-pregnancy:

 

Since the two-bonks-per-day regimen:

…and that’s the news.

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Ooooookay, then:


...where they’ll all simply sink into the abyss, just like all the other things poured into Africa over the decades.


...help this old atheist out:  exactly where in the Bible does it say that God loves variety — especially of the kind you’re describing?


...and on a parallel note:  exactly where in the Constitution is this power granted to the Federal government?  Oh, wait:


...a stove too far, was it?  Wait till you try to ban the internal combustion engine.


...the Frog cops are being coy about the race / nationality / ethnicity of M. Le Stabber, so let’s just assume that he’s not a conservative French White man — because that would have been in the headlineUPDATE:


...can I call ’em, or what?


...I wouldn’t have thought that this action was at all unusual in NYFC, so not diverse at all.


...am I the only one who thinks that this punishment may be just a wee bit excessive, considering that murderers typically get only 20?


...man, TexGov Greg Abbott should be getting royalties for all this.


...okay, if ever the name fit the animal, this would be it:


...from the very beginning, they should have named the website “From-slags-to-riches.com” .


...I’d love to see it happen, even just for the sake of Constitutional consistency, but it won’t.  Pity.


...okay, I understand the meaning of the individual words “oral”, “sex”, “tour” and “model” — just not when written in that order.

And now for the INSIGNIFICA:

 


...headline edited for brevity.

This must be what is nowadays called the “JBF” (just been fucked) hairstyle:

On her, it works.  Then again, most things work for Salma.

Now get to work, or whatever.

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Just for a change, today’s Monday Funnies is all about guns, because you guys don’t get enough of that stuff around here.


I need to do something about that.  Anyway:


And to round things off:

Now get outta here and head to the range.  Baby Vulcan will bless you.

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So off we go, cutting through the layers:


...sheesh, when even the Muzzies say stuff that we can all agree with...


...[insert “siesta” and “refried beans” Mexican jokes here]


...I hope it’s a lot more than what they should have spent to update their 1990s software, and that the shareholders bring out the guillotines.


...yeah, when the Russians come to play on your doorstep, it’s no time to fuck around feeding woke feminist fantasies.

From the Plague & Pox Dept.:


...this won’t take long:  you get flu-like symptoms for a few days, feel like shit, and then you gradually get better.  If you’re older, you could suffer worse — also like the flu.


...are these super rodents immune to .22 bullets?  No?  Then there’s nothing to worry about — oh wait, it’s Britain.  Everybody panic.


...drought and war are more-or-less acceptable reasons for high food prices;  Biden’s moronic economic policies?  Not.


...LOL when even Teh Meskin Commies show more common sense than the governments of New York, Illinois and California


...okay, now that’s funny right there.


...I do believe I’ve now heard everything.

And from link-free INSIGNIFICA:

          ...I can’t even.

And:


…I report, you decide;  although I should point out that she’s a decade younger than Carol Vorderman.

Okay, you can wheel me back to my room now, and gimme some of that Viagra stuff while you’re at it.

“Dear Dr. Kim”

“Dear Dr. Kim:

“My wife is 46 and I’m 48. We weren’t getting on and she was distracted, always on her phone, messaging someone. But when I managed to peek at her phone, all messages had been deleted — a tell-tale sign if ever there was one.

“I asked her if everything was OK between us, and she swore it was. She even made a special effort that weekend — cooking my favourite dinner and coming on to me for sex.
Still not convinced, I decided to hire a PI to follow her when she went to work. Within a week, he’d taken pictures of her meeting a man at a hotel — and checking into the same room.

“She had been blatantly lying to my face. Furious, I confronted her and said our marriage was over.

“In 24 hours I found a flat, moved out all my stuff and contacted a solicitor about divorce.

“But now, I’m starting to feel that I shouldn’t have gone.

“I’m the innocent, blameless party here, sitting alone in an ugly flat, with cheap furniture and a suitcase of my clothes. She’s the cheat who destroyed our marriage.

“Yet she gets to be in our beautiful, warm home with all the things we bought together over the years. Plus, I’m still paying half the mortgage on the house and will be until the divorce is sorted. It seems terribly unfair.

“And I know I’m far from the only man this has happened to. Why is it always the man who moves out?”

Lost Everything

Dear Lost:

Your mistake was a rookie one.  You never give up the house.

What you should have done is what scorned women often do in the same situation:  while she was at work, emptied the house of all her stuff (including the ugly shit she’d acquired at antique stores etc. and which you hate) and either tossed it on the front lawn or (if you’re a nice guy) had it all stored it in one of those storage places — locked with a stout padlock to which you had the key.  Next step:  called a locksmith and had all the house’s locks changed.

Then when Cheating Lying Bitch came home and discovered that she’d been locked out, you could confront her with the evidence that she’d been unfaithful, the consequence of which was that you’d assumed ownership of the house.  And only then given her the key to the storage space, with instructions to call your attorney for details.

Let her be the one sitting alone in an ugly flat, with cheap furniture and a suitcase of her clothes.

And you’d have to be prepared to sell the house to give her half the proceeds (because she’s been contributing to paying off the note).

Never give up the house;  not in argument, nor when you can’t bear the thought of living with the woman anymore.  Never give up the house.

Do you want me to repeat that one more time?