Stuff that makes me laugh
From Insty:
In the interests of saving precious avgas, may I make a humble suggestion — because there’s no need to take them all the way over to Yurp, after all.:
I’m sure Doom Goblin* Greta Thunberg of all people would appreciate the IDF’s effort to save eeeevil fuel and thus pollute Gaia’s atmosphere less.
Just a thought.
*okay, who came up with that wonderful nickname for the little Swedish retard?
From now on, I’m actually not interested in hearing anything that these three people have to say, about anything.
Tucker Carlson
I used to listen to what he said — thanks to a gift subscription to his channel — back before he went completely off the rails. Carlson is not a conservative, he’s not a Republican: he’s a loose cannon, and I don’t care much for cannons of the loose persuasion. Which leads me to my next loudmouth.
Candace Owens
If you’re going to choose a hill to die on, then why FFS would you decide that hill to be “Brigitte Macron is actually a man” ? I’ve always been a little suspicious of Owens, because she’s a perfect example of today’s “influencer” ethos, where people of little talent or intellect try to dominate the media just by being “famous” or “edgy”. Yes, she’s said some things that I agree with — e.g. calling out Black Lives Matter — but in today’s fucked-up world, that’s not difficult. STFU Candace and go away. You’re not a conservative commentator, you’re an embarrassment. So stop pretending to be one.
Lindsey Graham
Master of the art of bandwagon statements. In other words, he’ll chime in only after others have said something which makes Republicans cheer. And when he says something all on his own, it’s usually wrong or else just bullshit.
Begone, all of you.
Your suggestions in Comments.
Also out of the window, some Backlash News:
...it’s just a good thing that in the grand scheme of things, none of them matter.
...of course, ICE could always respond to the danger by shooting the little shits when they get violent. And speaking of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...okay, so we throw them in jail for thirty years, then strip them of their citizenship and then send them back to Assholistan. Anyone got a problem with this? Nobody? Well all righty, then.
Some .DotMil News:
...you mean he’s still alive?
#HangHimTomorrow
...long overdue, too.
And in Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:
...I think “failing to meet expectations” describes pretty much all these bullshit Green ideas.
Now for some Perv News:
...errr who he again?
#SorosFundManager
Speaking of perverts, here’s the Dept. of Education:
...and here I thought it was the pupils who gave teachers gifts (e.g. apples). Must be a new thing.
...because said murderer started off as a “teacher”. Fucking Commies.
And now for some 
And as we peer over the hedges that line the houses in 
:
...ooooohhh yes.
...and a few others of the non-lagoon type:
And speaking of military things, here’s our classical thought for the week:
So on we go with Teh Usual Foolishness:
And speaking of religions:
And in similar vein:
As for committing crimes, how about some thoughtcrime?
So from the Teenager Files*:
*All in their late teens, of course. This is a law-abiding blog.
From Kurt Schlichter:
“Quick, everybody care what a bunch of impotent, fussy foreigners think about us! No, really, we should give a damn that some herring-gobbling fjord jockey is mad about Donald Trump. Yeah, Norwegians totally matter. But not really. No foreigner matters. Not Canadians, not the English, not the Arabs (especially of the nonexistent Palestinian variety), not the Papua/New Guineans. Here’s the reality. Most foreigners are trash. Most people who aren’t Americans suck. And treacherous Americans who presume to leverage the puny outrage of second-rate cultures against ours deserve our contempt and mockery almost as much as the foreigners themselves. They think we’re dumb, New World rubes with too much in the way of guns, calories, and Jesus.
“In contrast, we barely think of them at all.”
And that’s only the beginning of his most excellent rant. Read it all, and chortle.