…comes today’s prediction:
Now that the 2025 elections are over, the government shutdown is going to end in the next few days.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
Never mind what girls love or don’t love…
...wait a minute: weren’t we told by all the experts that the climate was going to boil over next year? So what’s with the “re-ignite” thing?
And on the same Climate Hysteria! note:
...one would think that there’d be a revolution against anyone outlawing the barbi Down Under, but the supine Aussies were well and truly cowed by the Covid Crackdown so this will probably happen without protest. Next to be banned: beer.
And from global cooling to 
...umm 1,700 a month (errrr carry the seven) works out to about one million a year across the top 50 U.S. cities. Impossible dream?
...as long as there are some hangings etc. to follow… but I’m not too confident.
...wait, wait: does this mean criminals disobey all those gun control laws? [faints]
...wait: there are illegal immigrants in New Jersey taking jobs from hardworking mafiosi?
#Fergeddabahtit
...couldn’t agree more. I’m thinking that one million deportations a year from now on might be acceptable.
In Global Jihad News:
...now where in Michigan did this happen, again?
#Dearbornistan #NoSurprisesThere
…funny, that: different countries, same terrorists, same outcome.
In Election News:
...and the FBI will send undercovers to watch the observers who are watching the monitors, and then… California will just elect the usual crop of socialists into office. Again.
#WasteOfTime
...only nine points? They must have done the survey in the Cornell Law School faculty lounge.
From the Dept. of Health:
...and of course, nobody thought to just stick him in their car and drive him to hospital after an hour or two.
#FecklessIdiots #Scotland
Some Sex News:
...I’d love this one to be true, but there’s a distinct whiff of bullshit in the air about it.
And now for some truly 
And from her little studio in 
:
...not sure she’s worth the $14.50 per month sub, but that’s just me.
So much for the news.
Monday Funnies
And as we started with pussy, we’re going back to that gratuitous sex theme (my place, my rules), here’s a classical take:
And back to the future:
And on that note:
Yeah I know, and I don’t care if she looks like your neighbor’s wife.
Go to work, you filthy animals.
Final Halloween Thought
I don’t know who this girl is, but I like the way she thinks.
Caption Competition #417 – Halloween Special
Your suggestions in Comments.
Gollum Dreams
I see that the Socialists’ favorite little mascot has been getting out of control again:
Democrat strategist James Carville spelled out his “fantasy dream” for punishing Trump “collaborators” after the president leaves office in 2029 — he said their heads should be shaved, they should be clad in orange jumpsuits, and then marched down Pennsylvania Avenue while the public spits on them.
The 80-year-old political consultant unleashed the tirade Wednesday on his Politics War Room podcast while discussing the Trump administration’s higher-education reforms with co-host Al Hunt. Trump has moved to reward colleges that commit to ending institutional practices targeting conservative viewpoints.
Carville labeled universities that accept the reforms as “collaborators,” then said his “fantasy dream” is to see them punished when President Donald Trump leaves office in 2029.
“My fantasy dream is that this nightmare ends in 2029. I think we ought to have radical things. I think they all ought to have their heads shaved.”
He went on to paint the scene in graphic terms.
“They should be put in orange pajamas and marched down Pennsylvania Avenue, and the public should be invited to spit on them,” Carville continued. “All of these collaborators should be shaved, pajama-clad, and spat on.”
Ummm okay. One quick question for Gollum, though:
Exactly who is going to shave those heads, who is going to force them into orange jumpsuits, and who is going to round them all up from their home towns and take them to D.C. en masse for your little hate fest to happen? The FBI? Secret Service? Antifa squads? (Okay wait, that last one is no doubt exactly who he’d nominate.)
The old saying is when you scratch a liberal, you’ll find an evil totalitarian lurking underneath the skin. My take is that nowadays, no scratching is necessary.
On the other hand, if we’re going to follow this train of thought, perhaps (in the spirit of pure scientific curiosity of course) we should go further than a little scratching, and skin a few people like Carville alive just to see how true the original proposition is.
And if someone were to turn my question around and ask who I think should do the actual skinning, I’d have to call for volunteers among my Readers (some of whom may well have skinned animals after a hunt, and therefore have the necessary expertise not to say enthusiasm).
All right, you may all go off to that warm and wonderful place and play with your skinning knives while crooning to them: “Soon, soon, my preciousssss.”
And now, a quick poll for you, O My Readers. Here’s a quick selection of knives that would probably serve someone well in the scientific skinning of (say) James Carville. They are (top down): Puma White Hunter, Kershaw Skinner, and Anza Skinner.
Given this selection, which would be your choice? Answers in Comments.
Note to Carville: We all have our little fantasies, Gollum. As for that “spit” thing, mine differs from yours in one crucial area…