Opening The Bottleneck

Here’s my idea for ending the “Hormuz Bottleneck”:

As it stands:

Kim’s Two-Canal Solution:


…construction thereof to be funded by a simple per-barrel fee assessed against all those nations who currently get their oil from the Persian Gulf (i.e. not the United States).

Monday Funnies

And a classic reminder:

And on that cheerful note, these:

And on that dire train of thought, some delightful Southern charm:

“Save yer Confederate gold, m’boy — the South will rise agin.”

Mini-Roundup

I know I swore off news roundups a while ago, but sheesh… oh, and no links because I don’t want to waste anyone’s time.


...thanks, but we have enough anti-Semitic socialist assholes over here already.  Also, drunks.


...he was old.  At that age, it doesn’t matter what killed him, because it could have been anything from a list of hundreds.


...JHC.


...oh, no, say it ain’t so.


...and whose fault is that?  [hint:  postal workers union]


...okay, that one contains a link.

And that’s it.