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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
Speaking of false advertising:
...too late for me, after a lifetime of eating toast; I guess I’ll go make me that toastie now.
...”could”. Or (much more probably) won’t.
...this one is the virus equivalent of Superman vs. Captain America. And just like the above competition, it’s fiction.
...there are wealthy people in Cheddarville? Who knew?
From the Book of Stupid Politicians:
…and likewise:
...could they be any more stupid?
#ThatsRhetorical
In Entertainment News:
...Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.
From the Dept. of Corporate Stupidity:
...to the surprise of absolutely nobody (except those geniuses at Ford).
In Crime News:
...could? COULD?
From the Dept. Of Health:
...excuse me while I go and uproot that oak tree with my bare hands.
And as always, there’s lots of 
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And yet another visit to that address in 
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Sydney Sweeney breaks her box-office curse
with steamy R-rated thriller
...let me know if you’re sick of seeing pics of young Sydney:
Not yet, you say?
It’s as good a place to end the news as any.
Monday Funnies
And in the Classics:
So on we go…
And on that topic, some more victims of Glueball Womening:
And:
Caption Competition #424
Your suggestions in Comments.
News Roundup
It’s been a busy week for criminal assholes and law enforcement this past week, to be sure.
And:
…
Now for some Terrorist Bastard News:
...fair trial, then a hanging.
...see above.
In International Terrorist Bastard News:
...of course, they’ll be released by teatime because the Kraut fuzz don’t want to be accused of “religious favoritism” or similar.
...all those Oz gun control laws worked so well, didn’t they? So of course their answer is MOAR GUN CONTROL.
Then we have a Hero:
...but if he’d shot the bastard with his own gun, of course Our Hero would be the one charged with murder while the scumbag would be charged with causing a public disturbance.
#OzLaws
But:
...nothing’s going to come of this, because Australians have become a pussified nation since Covid-19 and the lockdowns. At the first accusations of “racism”, they’ll just cringe and lick the chains that imprison them. However:
...next: OzGovt to ban sales of pigs’ heads. You heard it here first.
On to Ordinary Crime News:
...Africa wins again.
...hundreds of CCTV cameras and strict gun control laws, all working together… not.
And the usual response (from a socialist politician in California — some redundancy):
...we do indeed. Let’s start by taking a thousand-odd off the books, for starters, such as the interstate bans on concealed carry.
Some International MAGA (MASGA?) News:
...in my personal favorite Latin-American country.
And now… 
And in our journey down 
:
...I know, I know, we’ve seen Kate Tracey before. But:
Monday Funnies
And Classically speaking (suggested by Reader Ken S.):
Let’s get on with it.
And:
And let’s lock the door on these impure thoughts:
Get out there and get going.