News Roundup

All the news that’s fit to make you gag.


yeah, when in doubt, go after gun owners.  It worked SO well for Weinstein.


short answer:  no.  But wait, it’s explained by an ASTROLOGER, so it’s all true. [eyecross]


oh how my heart bleeds for Hollywood

Dept. of Totalitarianism:


at least he wasn’t caught littering, which carries the death penalty in Singapore.


key word:  Illinois.


amid rumors that Dachau is reopening “under new management”.


I’m amazed to see that the Oz cops aren’t wearing jackboots.


could have been worse.  We could have been compared to Hitler (again).

And over The Pond, a reaction:


no doubt, these are just ISIS airport bombers in disguiseAnd just so you know, the headline is a lie.  The “mob” is not protesting vaccines, but “vaccine passports” and forced vaccinations.


I don’t even know where to begin on how funny this is.  Or this:


let’s hear it for the Internet Of Things.

From the Department of Suckage:

And now:  INSIGNIFICA:

       

And finally:


okay, but where do we start?  Antifa or the FBI?

Enough of that.  Time for the real news:


who she, you ask?

She’s also known for her perfect Joe Biden impersonations:

Yeah, I know…

Much Better

TV show themes are designed to set a mood for what’s to follow, and to be memorable, i.e. to remind people of the show when they hear it in the elevator.

Leaving aside themes from moronic game shows and comedies (no links because brain damage), it’s more interesting to consider those of TV dramas.

In some poll that nobody’s interested in, Brits were asked which was their favorite TV theme tune, and their #1 was from Inspector Morse.  Nice, but not my choice.

I think that the theme from The Persuaders was far more exciting (plus John Barry composed it, ’nuff said).

Then there was Jonathan Creek, which is excellent (albeit a total ripoff of Camille Saint-Saëns’s Danse Macabre).

Actually, the Brits do better with their comedy shows — Fawlty Towers and Waiting For God come to mind.  Much better than Happy Days etc.

Over on this side of The Pond, I think we’ve had better dramatic themes.  In my opinion, the theme from Hill Street Blues was just about the best ever…

…until Twin Peaks came along, that is.

Feel free to add (with links) your own favorites.

Quote Of The Day

“Fascism is the organized attempt to introduce socialist planning with the consent of big business.” – Edward Conze (1934)

So, on the Fascist scale of 0 (September 17, 1787) to 10 (Nazi Germany, 1940), where do you think we stand today?

I’d put us at 7, maybe 8.

Wagons

In a Comment thread a while back, a few of you talked about your difficulties in getting to the range (i.e. from the car to the shooting bay);  some required two or more trips (e.g. me), or some just humped the whole shooting match — guns, ammo, range bags, rests etc. — in one go (also me, only a lot less frequently lately).

When I used to go to Cowboy Action (CAS) meets, I was impressed by the lengths that some guys had gone to schlep all their cowboy shooting gear from bay to bay, event to event.  Here’s one such example:

…which is super-purrdy, until you see the price (“Hand me a couple them tamp’ns, Margaret, Ah need to plug mah nose”).  Also, they’re almost as heavy as the damn guns and ammo they carry, not to mention bulky (I don’t drive a truck anymore, which most of these old boys seem to do).

As always, I’m probably late to the party and everyone is just going to laugh at me, but of late I’ve been seeing quite a few Ole Pharrts using these little things from Academy to get to and fro:

     

…which seem to fit the bill quite nicely.  They cost around $45, and I think I’m going to get one.  Bass Pro and Cabela’s carry similar ones too, only quelle surprise  theirs cost $85 and $110 respectively.  (Cabela’s “All-Terrain Multifunction” description no doubt justifies the price variance with Academy’s humble “Sports Cart”.)  Scheel’s has one priced between the two extremes.

Anyway, the next time I’m at Scheel’s or Academy, I’m going to look into it.