When I heard that Woke Disney was going to remake one of my favorite-ever movies, I was immediately overcome by a Black Mood. What foul atrocities, I asked myself, are they going to inflict upon this jewel?
Disney fans are breathing a sigh of relief after it was reported that a live-action remake of The Aristocats has been quietly cancelled.
Plans for the new movie, based on the 1970’s classic, were initially announced in 2022 with Questlove attached to the project.
But, speaking on the August 20 episode of Score: The Podcast, the director – real name Ahmir K. Thompson – claimed that the film has been shelved.
Addressing the project’s demise, Questlove told the podcast: ‘A new administration came in, and then I was like, “Okay, well, this is what I plan to do, and dadada, do the song and dance, and here’s some of the music examples and there’s some team I’m working with dadada.”
‘And then they had another administration shuffle, and it was like, “Okay well. All right.” And by the third time I was just like, “Maybe this isn’t meant for me, because there’s also, at least, like right now, there’s so many options I have in pickings.”‘
Questlove said that The Aristocats live-action make could be revived years down the line.
‘Maybe it’ll happen in the future,’ he added.
I bloody well hope not.
Of all the old Disney movies (The Aristocats was made in 1970), this one represented all the good things about the classic animated Disney movies: funny, satirical, heartbreaking, full of suspense, lovely musical numbers (Maurice Chevalier!), with wonderful supporting characters (e.g. Madame’s ancient lawyer and the gaggle of elderly English geese) and the most villainous of villains, Edgar the butler.
It is an example of the perfect movie — and, it should be said, the last okayed by Walt and made under Roy Disney’s supervision before their respective deaths. (Since then…)
There is no doubt that any “new” take on this classic would only be foul, wrong and at the end, a commercial failure. And making it “live-action” (i.e. mostly CGI) would add to the cataclysm.
Some movies — especially the perfect ones — never have to be remade. And The Aristocats most certainly belongs in that category.

Hell, I always thought (and still do) that Duchess was just about the perfect woman: gorgeous, unwittingly sexy, loved her family… the list is endless. And as voiced by Eva Gabor… rowrrr.
And one last thought:







...nope, I have no idea who the dramatis personae are, either.



















