

But on a parallel topic:

...in which we play “Guess The Race” of the “suspects”.

...this news item was brought to you by the Loch Ness Tourism Board.
In the That’s How You Do It! Department:

...and the Frogs have the Right Stuff too:

...the only thing missing is a steam roller.

...too bad he didn’t break his wokist neck.

...key word: India.

...wow: whoever could have seen that coming?

...he’ll be even more uncomfortable in a jail cell, but at least he won’t be able to open that door.

...but had the sexes been reversed, she’d have got half of £250 million, you betcha.
And as for INSIGNIFICA:


...now as any fule kno, I think Simon Cowell should be executed for Crimes Against Music, but wait… Mezhgan Husseiny?


He was not worthy. Or newsworthy, for that matter.