So let’s get out of the hot water with some humor, starting off with a kiddie joke:
Now for the grownup stuff:
Note the pedal extensions…
And speaking of extensions:
As the man said:
So let’s get out of the hot water with some humor, starting off with a kiddie joke:
Now for the grownup stuff:
Note the pedal extensions…
And speaking of extensions:
As the man said:
Like a post-Christmas Day hangover, here we go again with the “news”.
…were the Neolithic tribes Black? I think we should be told.
…so they’re saying that only White people can do math ? Isn’t that rayciss?
But just to the south:
…and about damn time too, say I.
…the only way this headline could have been any worse is if it had been with a puppy.
Then again:
…and to think they outlawed public flogging.
Some better news:
…let’s hope that a host of others (e.g. rappers) follow his lead, and make it sooner.
…alas, it’s satire — but then again, so is ex-Senator Maojacket.
…no doubt the Justice Department will want to prosecute the wall’s builder.
…as long as there wasn’t an iPhone among them…
And now, INSIGNIFICA:
And right on time, here’s Kelly to make us feel all warm and snuggly for the season:
If you have the week off, well done. If your evil bloodsucking scumbagbastard of a boss is making you go to work this week… I’m so sorry.
Sod off, Swampy. Trying to stop la famille du Toit from getting together at this time of year would take a company of Marines, and even that might not work.
We do Christmas meals a little differently from most people. It’s too long a back story to tell now, but basically, we stagger our Christmas meals so that various of the family members can visit with their in-laws, girlfriends’ / boyfriends’ parents on Christmas Day.
So Christmas Day is always devoted to an early-morning present-opening ceremony, followed by a Full English breakfast:
…after which the kids scatter to the four winds.
That was yesterday.
Today is Boxing Day (in Britishland), which is when the family comes back to our place for a proper Christmas dinner (roast beef with Yorkshire pudding):
That will be this evening… and I’m still full from yesterday.
Have mercy.
Have a wonderful day, everybody.
And just in time for Christmas:
An elderly Pennsylvania homeowner shot and killed a half-naked intruder Wednesday just before 11:30 a.m.
Sadly, Our Hero and his wife sustained some bad injuries before he could send the scumbag off to join the others in hell, but we’ll take what we can get.
And remember: the best place to keep your home defense weapon is within arm’s reach.