News Roundup

And speaking of a better America, let’s go further into the news:


...clearly, the NYPD cops wanted a bigger bribe.




...”Why women shouldn’t be employed in male prisons:  Reason #1″


...does this mean I won’t get that million-dollar inheritance?


...don’t listen, Don, she’s faking you out.


...substitute “Amazon” and “Record companies” for “Sony”, and you’ll be fine.


...so give back all the fucking money.


...sorry, assholes, but you ain’t no Costco or Sam’s Club.


...hey, if they’re not gonna stand for ours, then we won’t stand for theirs.
#WhitePushback #FuckYouAssholes


...I’d say the pot is calling the kettle black, but that would be rayciss.


...or “best on her knees”, take your pick.

And now for

   

And finally:


...aaahh Kelly me old darling, how we’ve missed you on these pages.

 

 

And now that our cups runneth over, that endeth the news.

Most Desirable

The Englishman has suggested to me that the top candidate for “Most Desirable Car Ever Offered For Sale”  is this one (and follow both links for pics and descriptions that will make you drool):

(click to embiggen)

My humble suggestion for the title, however, is this one:

…but then again, The Englishman is even more conservative, more of a traditionalist and more nostalgic for Times Gone By than I am.

If you can imagine it.

Dept. Of Righteous Shootings

Alert Reader Hugh S. suggested that I might enjoy this story, and indeed I do.

In north Minneapolis, of all places:

The shooting happened around 3:37 p.m. in an alley near the intersection of Golden Valley Road and Russell Avenue North.  Police Chief Brian O’Hara said two armed suspects flanked a Mercedes SUV stopped in the alley and that both men fired their guns. One of the gunmen was found shot on the ground and was pronounced dead. Police found the second gunman nearby, determined he was a suspect and placed him under arrest.

Go ahead and read it all.  As far as I can tell, the cops are still trying to figure out who shot whom, but none of that is relevant.  There’s another dead goblin off the street, and that’s all we care about.