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Immaculate Conception?
For those who scoff at the concept of “immaculate conception”, please explain this little situation:
A party-loving student had no idea she was pregnant, believing she had simply ‘become a bit fat’ at university by drinking ‘almost every night’ – until she suddenly gave birth.
Niamh Hearn’s life turned upside down in August 2022 when the then 20-year-old was admitted to hospital with suspected appendicitis – and left hospital with a newborn baby.
The now 21-year-old, who lives in York, admitted to binge drinking and smoking throughout her pregnancy — attending a festival and a pub crawl all while unknowingly pregnant with her son.
So far, so good; until you see the pics of said totty. (warning: extreme foulness in link, you have been warned)
I know that some (okay, lots of) guys will make the old flesh insertion into pretty much anything, especially after a few shots of tequila etc.
But seriously?
The only good thing is that Mummy Dearest is unlikely to go after child support, because she won’t be able to narrow the field, so to speak — but if she does, and Daddy is exposed, his punishment will be a lot more than financial.
Yikes.
Quote Of The Day
From Stephen Green, talking about this plaintive wail:
“CHICAGO VOTERS WENT 82%/16% FOR BIDEN OVER TRUMP SO THEY SHOULD KEEP GETTING IT GOOD AND HARD”
It’s difficult not to get a Schadenböner at Chicago’s illegal immigration problem, but there it is.
Didn’t Take Long, Did It?
What’s that you hear, Lassie?
Yeah, I can hear them too.
Next up: AI-generated eyeballs (to defeat retinal scanners) and fingers, complete with your fingerprints. You heard it here first.
So much for ID security.
And Speaking Of Schadenböners
Watch the Left go apeshit… oh wait, they have already.
No Shock There
As any fule kno, I have little time for “awards” shows for anything show business, but the headlines are pretty much unavoidable, e.g.
The first part (about Barbie): yeah, whatever. But the second part?
As I see it, any time the brilliant Paul Giamatti wins an award, it cannot be called a “shock”. Simply put, he’s one of the greatest character actors ever, and the only reason he’s not won every acting award is because he is a character actor and not a leading man. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just watch Sideways (on Amazon Prime) — itself an absolute gem of a movie, and for which Giamatti was robbed blind of an Oscar, although that year he did win several non-Oscar awards for his role.
A movie for grownups, an actor likewise. And absolutely no “shock” winner.