Immaculate Conception?

The Worst

For those who scoff at the concept of “immaculate conception”, please explain this little situation:

A party-loving student had no idea she was pregnant, believing she had simply ‘become a bit fat’ at university by drinking ‘almost every night’ – until she suddenly gave birth.

Niamh Hearn’s life turned upside down in August 2022 when the then 20-year-old was admitted to hospital with suspected appendicitis – and left hospital with a newborn baby.

The now 21-year-old, who lives in York, admitted to binge drinking and smoking throughout her pregnancy — attending a festival and a pub crawl all while unknowingly pregnant with her son.

So far, so good;  until you see the pics of said totty.  (warning:  extreme foulness in link, you have been warned)

I know that some (okay, lots of) guys will make the old flesh insertion into pretty much anything, especially after a few shots of tequila etc.

But seriously?

The only good thing is that Mummy Dearest is unlikely to go after child support, because she won’t be able to narrow the field, so to speak — but if she does, and Daddy is exposed, his punishment will be a lot more than financial.

Yikes.

11 comments

  1. The missing daddy (and the rest of the fools who did her that or any other night) would have been just as blasted on booze, XTC, meth, cocaine, and who knows what else.
    And probably look very similar to this prime example of everything wrong with the US education system.

  2. ISTR a case many years ago of… a delegate at the Republican National Convention? whose wife called him to tell him she’d just had a baby – and neither of them had known she was pregnant.

    It seems impossible, but if a woman is big, and chubby, and has very irregular menstrual periods, she can be pregnant without knowing it. In the case above, ISTR that the woman was over 40, and thought that her periods had ceased completely due to menopause.

    It’s also possible for a woman to become pregnant when semen is deposited on her external genitals, without having intercourse. Sperm’
    can even bypass a hymen, for an actual virgin conception.

    Neither of these circumstances apply to the slag in question, of course.

    One can only hope that the woman’s “lifestyle” hasn’t damaged the baby with (for instance) fetal alcohol syndrome.

    1. the “woman”‘s “lifestyle” of being a far left ideologue will certainly damage the child’s life.

  3. That child will be a “problem” for the rest of it’s life. The mother is still a child herself.

  4. Pity the pook child. He or she will be raised to be just as, if not more, screwed up than Mommy!

  6. “ The only good thing is that Mummy Dearest is unlikely to go after child support, because she won’t be able to narrow the field, so to speak — but if she does, and Daddy is exposed, his punishment will be a lot more than financial.”

    It sucks to be the caboose on the “train.”

  9. Good Lord, she’s got some miles on her. That face does NOT look like it should be on someone only 21 years old.

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