Splendid Isolation

Still Confused, After All These Years

June 5, 2024 Kim du Toit Celebrities, Old Fartism

I confessed some time ago that I cannot tell various public figures apart — even if they look totally different — in that when one of their names is mentioned, their face does not come to mind and I have to look them up to see which one is under discussion.

Here’s the bunch I still cannot differentiate, regardless of time and effort:

One of them’s married to that strawberry-blonde tart with great legs, one was in those Hangover movies, two are Canadian, one’s a Mormon and one owns a Welsh football club [some overlap possible].

Which one is which?

News Roundup

June 4, 2024 Kim du Toit Bad News

We need some kind of protection from news like this…

From the Glueball Jewhate Dept.:

...as long as it’s just on campuses, fine. If they want to take it to the streets, however...

...which overlaps quite nicely with the next item.

From the The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...I dunno why the locals are so intolerant. Why can’t they just understand that crime is so much a part of Algerian culture?

...more intolerance; child rape is an integral part of Nicaraguan culture.

...when you count “nothing” as “extraordinary”, perhaps.

In Transnational Organization News:

...of which they’ve had far more than they deserve anyway.

...LOL I suspect the sample was mostly farmers.

...to the consternation of the European media, no doubt.
#AllCommies

From the Nasty Furrin Country files:

...said position to be occupied by… a man. (Not from the Babylon Bee)
#Melbourne #OfCourse

...it’s not hate speech, it’s a Government policy statement.

From the Dept. of Health:

…

...like Boomer Villagers need any encouragement.

And now, several instances of

...all sex is risky (if done properly), and doing it is always a gamble.

And on a stroll down :

...let’s spend a few moments with this totty and her well-traveled parts:

I think that barely covers the news for today.

Dept. Of Righteous Shootings

June 4, 2024 Kim du Toit Righteous Shootings

Seems as though some woman’s ex-boyfriend took issue with her having taken in a replacement. So he broke into her apartment and tried to kick New Guy’s ass.

Whereupon New Guy took his own gun and changed Ex-Guy’s status into Organ Donor.

And in California, even.

From My Inbox

June 4, 2024 Kim du Toit Marketing / Advertising, Resistance

…news from Amazon:

Well now: considering that the CEO of GrubHub has publicly stated that Trump supporters/MAGA types need not bother applying for positions at his company, I think it’s only fair that this Trump supporter/MAGA type refuses to do business with his poxy company, ever. Even if it’s free.

Avoiding That Inconvenient History Stuff

June 4, 2024 Kim du Toit Shootin' Time

The Catholic sent me this example of people with a chronic case of cranial-rectal insertion:

The heroics of HMS Black Joke, a Royal Navy clipper that waged a fearless five-year war to put an end to the slave trade, are worthy of a Hollywood action movie.

She was once a slave ship herself, sailing under the Brazilian flag and known as the Henriqueta. But when the British captured her in 1827, this brave little vessel was transformed into the scourge of mercenary slavers who traded in human beings.

Her crew took unimaginable risks to hunt down Spanish and Portuguese ships and free the men, women and children crammed below decks in conditions of horrific misery.

Read the whole thing, and then its dolorous conclusion.

I would suggest a public whipping for the entire group of decision-makers, just to give them a taste of what HMS Black Joke saved so many people from.