For men or women:
- Hard Choices — Hillary Clinton
- a coffee mug with something twee printed on it
- a scented candle
Feel free to add your “favorites” in Comments. Bonus points if you just got one this past Christmas.
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Caption Competition #261
Your suggestions in Comments.
Old-Man Crush Of The Day
Good grief: where has this lovely creature been and how come I’ve never seen or heard of her before?
Yum yum. The scientific world sure has changed since my time…
Gratuitous Gun Pic: Merkel Model 47 SxS (20ga)
Every so often, a gun maker will get it right, as Merkel did with the Model 47SL:
They come up for auction every now and then, and generally sell for a grand more than they sold for the last time they were on the market.
In a heartbeat.
News Roundup
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And speaking of asses:
...oh STFU. Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Anyone who still buys into this shit deserves nothing but scorn and abuse.
...try something like this, dickhead:
…only 2? We must try harder. Two miles per hour sounds about right. And then, the land mines.
...I think that was a rotten reward just for showing her my devotion.
...and:
...and when you radical Muslims wonder why everyone else in the world hates you, feel free to add reasons like the above, you assholes.
...Texas homeschooling parents: “And?”
...”Oh yes, baby, give it to me hard!” was not the kind of baby talk he was expecting. Also, speaking of electronic snooping devices:
...wouldn’t have thought you’d need an expert to tell you that, but then again, kids nowadays are eating Tide pods and investing in FTX, so...
...only the wrong people would have a problem with this.
...now if only they’d had a gun handy… oh wait, I missed the “Australia” part. Never mind.
...just another one of my Longtime Readers (sigh).
...yeah: “Russian” and “deadly virus” in the same sentence? This will not end well.
...because you did, you stupid twat.
...more like this, please.
Today’s INSIGNIFICA:
…but let’s move on.
...annnnd here’s the sinful garment:
Every normal red-blooded man would.
Give ‘Em An Inch
…and they’ll take 1.6 kilometers. Or not.
Longtime Readers will all know the hatred I have for the putrid metric system, whereby commonsense units of measure (inches, yards or feet) got turned into incomprehensible gibberish by (of course) the French, who shouldn’t be entrusted with anything other than perhaps wine- or cheesemaking, let alone a new universal system of measurement.
Here’s a lovely old article which goes into more depth on the topic.
And a miss is not as good as a thousand meters.