I always laugh when I see someone’s normal reaction to a pic like this:
“Ooooh,” they coo, “that looks so relaxing.”
Really?
If you have that reaction, then you’ve never actually been in one. Getting into it is fraught with danger — it usually takes three or four attempts the first time — and if you just jump into the thing, there’s always the chance that the whole apparatus will detach itself from the ceiling or beam and you’ll come crashing to the floor.
Once you’re in, assuming you eventually manage it, there are still more dangers. You can’t roll over, because the balance changes and you’ll be swinging around until motion sickness sets in. Basically, all you can do is read or sleep. Good luck trying to reach for a drink if you get thirsty, because most likely you’ll either knock the side table over or spill the icy beverage all over yourself, or both.
I know; you’re thinking about sex with your squeeze in that thing, aren’t you?
