Category: Funny Stuff

So let’s get that tent fixed with a little humor.  And speaking of tents:

And on that note:

French women:  the fantasy:

French women:  the reality

Now go and shave, and get to work.

I am never envious of people who win the lottery, but this may force me to change that:

A woman has won £184million on her first ever EuroMillion lottery ticket after buying it “on a hunch”.

Even though it’s the first time she’s ever done it and won a tax-free $220 million payout thereby, while I have been buying lottery tickets since the dawn of time with nary a sniff of a win, that’s not the reason to hate her.  This, however:

The young woman – who wanted to remain anonymous – was presented with the prize at her home in Tahiti.

Seriously?  Tahiti?

So let’s use some humor to get us out of bed:

So drink that Alka-Seltzer, get out of bed and go to work…

And seeing as it’s the first Monday after our high holy day (National Ammo Day), let’s alleviate the Monday Blues with the following:

…which will henceforth be the logo of our Righteous Shootings posts.

And lastly, in the spirit of the above:

Now go and cook your breakfast meal.

Wheeeee… it’s Monday again.

So let’s lie down and whimper in pain together:

Posted earlier:

Well, he does have some competition from Michigan:

So here’s a pic of a mermaid:

…and a pic of Sara Verone, who isn’t a mermaid:

And finally Juliette Lewis, who isn’t Italian:

Now strap on yer high heels and head for work.

Ah yes… Monday again.

All about women today:

What you want:

What you end up with: 

Think about it.  Then:

…said no man ever.

…ditto.