Funny Stuff – Page 52 – Splendid Isolation

Halloween Costume

October 31, 2023 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

Here’s Dolly Parton’s:

Before:

After:

Monday Funnies

October 30, 2023 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

So just to make sure you’re awake:

And speaking of chasing tail, here’s Ewa Sonnet, suitably armed:

Poetry in motion, by any definition.

Wait… There’s A Thing Called Breast Cancer?

October 25, 2023 Kim du Toit Morons & Idiots, Two-Minute Hate

FFS:

Let’s not. Everyone in the world knows about fucking breast cancer. Stop clogging up my mailbox.

Also, it’s nearly the end of the month (October 24, when I received it), so you’re late (amongst all your other stupidities).

“Quick, Martha…”

October 25, 2023 Kim du Toit Immigration, Mocking Furriners

“…hand me mah smellin’ salts!” From KrautPres / Reichkanzler Olaf Scholz comes this little bombshell:

“We must finally deport on a large scale those who have no right to stay in Germany.“

I’ll believe it when I see it, but you have to admit, it’s a first from any post-Mutti Merkel politician.

And in the same article, from Swissland:

Switzerland moved rightwards in an election on Sunday, giving the right-wing Swiss People’s Party (SVP) more seats in parliament as concerns about rising immigration outweighed those about the environment, final results showed on Monday.

Wait… the Green Nude Eel is starting to lose favor with, of all people, the Swiss? And “concerns about immigration”? Anyone would think that Swiss cities like Zurich have seen a massive increase in violent crime, mostly committed by “immigrants” of the Afro-Arab persuasion.

Oh, wait… they have.

Worms Turning

October 23, 2023 Kim du Toit Mocking Furriners, Resistance

…in Strylia? Why, it looks as though even the Perpetually Supine (Covid Class) seem to have taken offense at the latest attempt to turn them (i.e. non-Aboriginals) into second-class citizens in their own country — to the dismay of their Betters:

Australia has overwhelmingly rejected Labor’s proposal for an ‘Indigenous Voice to Parliament’. Had the referendum been successful, it would have given the government a mandate to amend the constitution and create a body exclusively for Aboriginal Australians to advise parliament. After a long and divisive campaign, 60 per cent of Australians voted No to the initiative.

And you have to follow the link to see the response from The Usual Suspects (Down Under Division).

Sixty percent? At last, some sanity.

Now all they have to do is stop cheating at cricket, and they might even become normal people.