And the weekly diary entry:
So on to the things wot makes us laff.
Apparently, this is an actual announcement. I dunno, man… electing a pansexual socialist — and y’all thought David Hogg was a stretch?
It’s going to be kinda tough to top that. Still:
Ahhh Monica. She’s in her fifties now, you know:
Have to say that if ever Monica’s short of cash, an OnlyFans account might be be quite profitable.
Here’s a headline for you:
Egypt deports volunteers attempting to cross border
What kind of volunteers were these people, exactly?
Gaza aid activists were violently dragged and carried onto buses by balaclava-clad Egyptian authorities.
Shocking footage shows authorities forcibly removing pro-Palestine protesters who have traveled to the region in a bid to cross the Egyptian border to Gaza and deliver aid.
Large numbers of protesters have been rounded-up onto buses and deported from Egypy, with activists claiming they have been ‘violently dragged’ and ‘beaten’.
Now video has emerged showing the aid workers being dragged by what appears to be both Egyptian authorities and civilians.
One protester, who spoke with an American accent, exclaimed: ‘There’s people in masks dragging people out.’ Others can be heard chanting: ‘Free Palestine’.
Thousands of people have been arriving in the Egyptian capital since Thursday, with the intention of marching to the Rafah crossing in Gaza.
It is part of the Global March to Gaza – a protest against Israel’s aid blockade on Gaza.
So not volunteer aid workers, but a bunch of “activists”. To quote Ace Ventura: well alrighty, then.
Clearly, some people have not got the message that the Israelis aren’t the only ones who aren’t big fans of the Palestinians — in fact, just about every nation surrounding “Palestine” (Gaza and the West Bank) detests them, as witnessed by the fact that every time the Pals try to “flee” their benighted and self-created war-torn areas, their neighbors (e.g. in this case, Egypt) close the border and refuse them entry.
The second message that hasn’t become clear is that humanitarian aid delivered to Gaza seldom reaches its intended recipients; the Hamas terrorists steal it for themselves and shoot any of the needy populace who attempt to get it. And that’s only one manifestation; here’s another:
Fears are that British foreign aid will be used to teach Gaza children to wage jihad
In the face of this reality, it’s small wonder that the Izzies are blocking aid deliveries.
But hey, as with all the “causes” espoused by mostly middle-class Western White children, let’s not let the facts spoil a good protest.
Proving that Brazil doesn’t have a First Amendment:
A Brazilian comedian has been sentenced to more than eight years in prison for telling offensive jokes.
Offensive, or really fucking funny? I report, you decide:
“What show could be more inclusive? I even hired a sign language interpreter just to be able to offend the deaf-mute.”
And my absolute favorite:
“I’m totally against pedophilia – I’m more in favor of incest. If you’re going to abuse a child, abuse your own. What’s he going to do? Tell his dad?”
Apparently, the audience roared with laughter all through his set. The authorities? Not so much. He’s facing eight years in the clink.
To which I say: “Libertem Léo Lins!“
Finally a little bit of FAFO justice for one of these little assholes in their detestable doxxing glory:
The second paragraph is the one that gives me the full monty:
“Oh no, please leave my family out of it!”
Fuck you, you little shit. I hope you and your whole family get completely fucked up because of your poxy reindeer games.
And the same goes for all the “doxxers”out there.
Read the whole story to enjoy the full flavor of justice.
By the way: should anyone try this shit with me, and “someone comes to my home, pounding on my door and demanding to confront me”…
I leave it to your imagination to guess my response.
And our weekly reminder:
And on we go:
And in that same vein:
Now: eyeballs back in sockets, and get on with it.
