Some deep thoughts for the day:
Ah, never mind; let’s just go with outright defiance:
Is it too soon for Hawaii Fire jokes?
Nah, fukkem. They always vote Democrat, anyway, the hippie assholes.
And speaking of island paradises and suntans:
Here’s one which describes my condition:
So… let’s head off to work:
…with or without a tan.
It’s a mystery that has puzzled scientists for years, but one scientist believes he may finally know what’s behind the Bermuda Triangle disappearances.
The Bermuda Triangle is an area of the North Atlantic ocean near Bermuda, where several ships have disappeared over the years. Some have claimed that there’s a whirlpool hidden there, while others suggest that aliens may be to blame for the disappearances. But one expert claims that rocks may explain the mystery.
Speaking in a Channel 5 documentary, Secrets of the Bermuda Triangle, Nick Hutchings, a mineral prospector, explained: “Bermuda’s basically a sea mountain – it’s an underwater volcano. 30 million years ago, it was sticking up above sea level. It has now eroded away and we’re left with the top of a volcano. We have a few core samples, which have magnetite in them. It’s the most magnetic naturally occurring material on Earth.”
On the programme, Mr Hutchings then conducted an experiment using some of the rock and a compass. When the rock was placed on a flat surface and the compass was moved over it, the needle went crazy. This is due to the fact the rocks contain magnetite. Mr Hutchings added: “You can just imagine the ancient mariners sailing past Bermuda. It would be very disconcerting.”
…especially as said ancient mariners would have been sailing in wooden ships.
So off we go, trying desperately to laugh instead of using the AK:
Time for a couple Dad jokes:
Back to being grownup:
Some literary stuff:
And now, some Monday morning smut of the multi-generational kind, just like you’ve all been waiting for:
…because I chickened out.
Our final thought for the day:
When faced with this:
Gary Puckett: “You’re much too young, girl.”
Jimmy Page: “Over there on the couch, darlin’.”
Lest anyone gets all hot and bothered by this:
That’s her, in the middle.
By the way, her Mom is a total hottie:
Just so we all know where my proclivities lie.
Yeah… it’s Monday again:
From Reader Sean F. comes this latest bit of insanity:
I have to say that I’m loving this. The more Trannie Set tries to perpetuate their insanity on society, the better things look for our side.
And by the way: for our side, accusing us of “transphobia” is really just going to elicit shrugs of indifference, coupled with a “Yeah… so what?” response.